The Children
THE MASTER BEDROOM, IN THE FAMILY HOME
ADINA AND ALEXANDER ARE SLEEPING IN BED, ADAM RUSHES INTO ROOM
ADAM
Mummy, daddy, it’s my birthday today, it’s my birthday today!!
ADAM SCRAMBLES ON TO BED AND STARTS TO JUMP
ADAM (CONT’D)
Oh come on, wake up, wake up!! (shouting) IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
ALEXANDER SITS UP, LOOKS AT ADAM WITH AN ANNOYED EXPRESSION
ALEXANDER
Adam, what the hell…
ADINA INTERRUPTS ALEXANDER
ADINA
Alexander, calm down.
ALEXANDER TURNS HIS HEAD AWAY, SCOWLING
ADINA (CONT’D)
Adam, what is the matter?
ADAM STARTS TO JUMP AGAIN
ADAM
Mama, have you forgotten my birthday?
ADINA
Adam, today is not your birthday
ADAM STOPS JUMPING, LOOKS SADLY AT ADINA
ADAM
It’s not, mama?
ALEXANDER LOOKS AT ADAM, SMILING SARCASTICALLY
ALEXANDER
Adam, your birthday is on the right day, but on the wrong month… you’re just out by two months, you hear, you’re out by two bloody MONTHS!!
ADAM STARTS CRYING
AMI WAKES UP
AMI
(crying) Mama!! (babbles) Mama!!
ADINA
Alex, was that nes….
ALEXANDER JUMPS OUT OF BED, THEN STRETCHES
ALEXANDER
Well… I’m going to have a bath. Bye.
ALEXANDER EXITS
ADINA
Alex!! Alexander, come back here right now!! (sighs) why does he do that…
ADAM AND AMI CONTINUES CRYING
IN THE BATHROOM
ALEXANDER IS IN THE BATHTUB, SINGING, THEN AKIRA ENTERS, SNEAKINGLY AND ALEXANDER SEES AKIRA STANDING INFRONT OF HIM
ALEXANDER
Argh!! Akira, what are you doing?!
AKIRA LOOKS INTO THE BATHTUB, LOOKING PUZZLED
AKIRA
Daddy, what’s that?
ALEXANDER LOOKS IN BATHTUB
ALEXANDER
What? What are you looking at?
AKIRA LOOKS AT ALEXANDER, POINTING
AKIRA
Is that your belyay, daddy?
ALEXANDER
Yeah, why?
AKIRA
I touch it, daddy?
ALEXANDER WAVES HIS HAND INFRONT OF AKIRA
ALEXANDER
Akira, go away!!
AKIRA EXITS
ALEXANDER (CONT’D)
(sighs) Why doesn’t Adina let me lock the door…
IN THE KITCHEN
AKIRA ENTERS, RUNNING
AKIRA
Mamma! Mamma! Nilch,nilch.
ADINA TURNS AROUND LOOKING AT AKIRA.
ADINA
(Patronising) What’s that bubby?
AKIRA STOPS AND STARES AT HIS MOTHER WITH AN ANNOYED EXPRESSION
AKIRA
Nilch!!! I want nilch
ADINA LOOKS PUZZLED THEN REALIZES WHAT HER SON IS SAYING
ADINA
Oh! Milk!
AKIRA NODS VIGOROUSLY AND GRINS
AKIRA
Ya! Nilch
ADINA SHAKES HER HEAD
ADINA
No you silly sausage! Milk.
AKIRA LOOKS AT HIS MOTHER WITH A HORRIFIED EXPRESSION
AKIRA
I’m not sorssage! I’m Akiwa
ADINA SHAKES HER HEAD
ADINA
(Sighs) He’s just like his father…brainless…sometimes…
AMI FLAPS HANDS WITH EXCITEMENT
AMI
(babbling) Dada!! Dada!!
ALEXANDER ENTERS
ALEXANDER
Hi Ami… (to Adam, sarcastically) I see you stopped crying, Adam.
ADAM LOOKS AT HIS FATHER, FROWNING
ADAM
Go away, you’re so mean to me.
ALEXANDER GETS ANNOYED
ALEXANDER
(Continues sarcasm) Oh, did You just realize how mean I am? Well, I must say, you’re pretty late, Adam…
ADINA DROPS PLATE ON THE FLOOR
THE CHILDREN LOOKS AT THEIR MOTHER IN SHOCK
ALEXANDER RUSHES TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE KITCHEN
AMI
(giggling and babbling)
ALEXANDER
Adina, darling, what is the matter?
ADINA LOOKS AT ALEXANDER
ADINA
Why… why can’t you leave your son alone?
ALEXANDER LOOKS CONFUSED
ALEXANDER
…is that the reason why you dropped the plate, Adina?
ADINA NODS, THEN GRINS
ADINA
I knew that would grab your attention
ADINA KNEELS AND PICKS UP THE BROKEN PLATE PIECES OFF THE FLOOR, ALEXANDER HELPS HER
AKIRA
Oooohhhh!!! daddy gone bad!!
ADAM SHAKES HIS HEAD
ADAM
No, Akira, daddy is bad, he always been bad, and he made mama sad.
ALEXANDER STANDS UP WITH AN ANGRY EXPRESSION
ADINA LOOKS AT ALEXANDER AND SHAKES HER HEAD, THEN TURNS TO ADAM
ADINA
Now, Adam go to your room, I’ll talk to you in a minute.
ADAM EXITS, RUNNING.
ADINA (CONT’D)
(to Alexander) I hope you know you are late for work, Alex…
ALEXANDER LOOKS AT THE CLOCK, THEN LOOKS AT HIS WATCH
ALEXANDER
(rushing to his feet) oh god…
ALEXANDER EXITS
ADINA
Alex, haven’t you forgotten something?
ALEXANDER ENTERS QUICKLY, KISSES ADINA THEN EXITS
ADINA LISTENED FOR THE FRONT DOOR TO SLAM SHUT
ADAM’S ROOM
ADAM IS SITTING ON HIS BED, LOOKING SADLY DOWN AT THE FLOOR. ADINA ENTERS CARRYING AMI
ADAM
Mummy, I don’t understand why dad is so mean to me? I’m not naughty. Doesn’t daddy love me?
ADINA SAT NEXT TO ADAM WITH AMI ON HER LAP, DRIBBLING
ADINA
(Sighs) I don’t know why your father so… aggressive towards you, Adam… (muttering sarcastically to herself) you are one annoying boy who plays the dumb card all the time.
ADAM LOOKS AT HIS MOTHER
ADAM
What did you say mum?
ADINA WIPES AMI’S SYLVIA ON HER BIB
ADINA
Oh, er, nothing, Adam, it’s just your sister drooling on my hand.
ADAM
(turning his head away) oh, OK.
ADINA CUDDLES ADAM
ADINA
Oh, Adam, cheer up!!
ADINA CONTINUES CUDDLING ADAM VERY TIGHTLY
ADAM
(struggling to breathe) mum! Mama, I can’t breathe!! Stop hugging me!!
ADINA LETS GO OF ADAM
ADINA
Oh, I’m sorry Adam, I just feel you needed a big hug.
ADAM NODS, THEN STARES AT THE FLOOR AGAIN
AMI BEGINS TO FIDGET
ADINA (CONT’D)
OK, Ami lets get your brothers ready for school.
AKIRA ENTERS WITH A LARGE MISCHIEVOUS GRIN ON HIS FACE
AKIRA
Mummy, I’m weady for school.
ADINA
Oh, what a good boy you are, Akira.
AKIRA SNEERS AT ADAM, BUT ADAM TURNS HIS HEAD AWAY
ADINA (CONT’D)
OK children lets go.
ADINA EXITS CARRYING AMI
AKIRA CONTINUES TO GRIN
AKIRA
Daddy hates you ‘cos you are not clever, Adam. I clever. You are not.
ADAM STANDS UP AND STARTS TO LOOK FOR HIS SCHOOLBAG
ADAM
Yeah, dad hates you too, Akira.
AKIRA SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISAGREEMENT
AKIRA
Daddy knows I smart ‘cos he talks to me a lot, not you.
ADAM SULKS
AKIRA (CONT’D)
(laughing evilly)
ADINA CALLS THE BOYS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS
ADINA
(shouting off set) boys, what are you doing? Do you want to be late for school? Do you want to miss out on education? Do you want your father to be cross with you? Do you…
ADAM INTERRUPTS ADINA
ADAM
(shouting) OK, OK, we are coming mum… gosh!!
ADINA GETS ANNOYED
ADINA
(shouting off set) Adam, do you want me to call your father?
ADAM SIGHS
AKIRA SNEERS AGAIN AND START TO DO A SMALL JIG AND SINGS
AKIRA
I good, I good, I good, I good, I…
ADAM PUSHES AKIRA AND EXITS, AKIRA CONTINUES TO SINGS AND EXITS
End of episode one